a fun prank to pull on your friends is when they’re sleeping, replace all of their skin with denim. they won’t ever be able to wear denim without becoming denim on denim. their fashion sense will be ruined and their mortal body will confined to a prison made of denim.
illegal immigrants? you mean white people
except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created.
did you actually just say white people created society in america
i literally laughed out loud at this.
She won’t do anything else. I’ve tried to take her outside, she doesn’t like the outdoors so she won’t run around. She doesn’t like cat toys, she doesn’t like catnip. Anything normal that cats like she just doesn’t like. (x)
stop I can’t
(Source: britta-saurus)
“I don’t do the ‘Sex, Drugs, and Rock & Roll’ thing. Like, I hope I don’t disappoint anybody but it’s more like ‘Marriage, Puppies, and Rock & Roll’ I guess is my thing.” -Matty Mullins